Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. — Steve Mirsky Copy Share Image
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again. — Elton John Copy Share Image
Am I self-righteous? Why not? It's not like I can count on you to be righteous for me. — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance and naam ka khauf.. kabhi bhi kum nahi hona chahiye….!!!!!!!!! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts. — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
I love fighting. One thing that is the key to that is I always love training. I love to. And I never… — Joshua Clottey Copy Share Image
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
I had the taste of the alcohol since I was 11. It allowed me to be clever, charming and to behave outrageously.… — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was,… — Frederick Exley Copy Share Image
Should ardent spirits be everywhere banished from the list of drinks, it will be a revolution not the least remarkable in this… — James Madison Copy Share Image
When people ask me about drugs and alcohol, I say "Yeah, I went to rehab, I went to a mental hospital, I've… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
Addiction is the number one disease of civilization, and it's directly and indirectly related to all other diseases. Besides physical addictions to… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
“I think fear neutralizes alcohol, weakens its anesthetic power. It's good for small fears; your boss, your wife, your bills, your dentist;… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A… — Roland Barthes Copy Share Image
It seems wrong and unfair that Christmas, with its stressful and unmanageable financial and emotional challenges, should first be forced upon one… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I am fussy, about my diet and straining my voice. I know, sounds a bit over the top. But I'm not as… — Katherine Jenkins Copy Share Image
I'm sick of the ignorance that lack of funding has generated, of the fathers who apporach me at dinner parties with their… — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
Every addiction arises from an unconscious refusal to face and move through your own pain. Every addiction starts with pain and ends… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Only someone as puffed up and demented as John Maynard Keynes, every left wing fascist's sainted mentor in this connection, could manage… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alcohol is a big part of high school. I went through my little phase. I don't know one high schooler that doesn't. — Shailene Woodley Copy Share Image
With all that alcohol in him, its probably not advisable to have him around an open flame. -Katniss Everdeen — Hunger Games Copy Share Image
“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.” — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor Copy Share Image
“Hey, the statistics are there. Alcohol kills thirty-five thousand people a year. This is just one more extreme example.” — L.J. Sellers Copy Share Image
You do not need drugs and alcohol to change who you are - You are perfect just the way you are. — Chris Herren Copy Share Image
Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything… — Gram Parsons Copy Share Image
The only way to shut out the voice of god and the angels is to act out addictively whether it’s alcohol or… — Doreen Virtue Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“What you need is a gramme of soma.” “All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.” — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
