Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Getting into my teen years, I was filled with so much shame and pain that I got really involved with drugs and… — Pattie Mallette Copy Share Image
I was so bad with the food and alcohol in Nashville. If you saw me naked compared to what I looked like… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I don't want to get in a big, long discussion about right and wrong, but our company has been working on the… — Pete Coors Copy Share Image
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth? — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
When I was writing the book, I thought "Who wants to hear another story about some actor who lost his way?" But… — Leslie Jordan Copy Share Image
It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
When I first tried out some hash, smoked some then. And I'll do it again, if only I had some cash. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; so full of valor that they smote the air, for breathing in their… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Out on the street, you never know what you're getting, and suddenly two days later you're beating yourself in the head with… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Shock waves to a tired brain, sends that hungry lady to my door again. She's my shelter from the storm when I… — Elton John Copy Share Image
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My mom could have been a CEO of any company. She was very organized, very strict. She showed us the importance of… — Perry Bellegarde Copy Share Image
Good conversation can leave you more exhilarated than alcohol; more refreshed than the theater or a concert. It can bring you entertainment… — Dorothy Sarnoff Copy Share Image
There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a… — Barnabe Rich Copy Share Image
Will African-Americans break away from the pack thinking and reject immorality-- because that's the reason the family's breaking apart--alcohol, drugs, infidelity. You… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
In Scotland football hooliganism has been met by banning alcohol from grounds but in England this solution has been circumnavigated — Wallace Mercer Copy Share Image
