Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“My joy is that there is no such world at all, but that the substance of life is in everyone! There is… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
The whole idea that the Constitution of the United States would be used to advance a political agenda is absurd. — Gavin Newsom Copy Share Image
I don't believe any person looking for work is fearful of political judgment. Government is a large institution, and if they believe… — Jan Brewer Copy Share Image
I understand that it was Derian who spoiled everything; he purposefully tainted your view of me and forced you to follow him.… — Shalini Copy Share Image
“I like my coffee like I like myself....making rustling noises inside a burlap bag” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Part of the appeal of the fantastic is taking ridiculous ideas very seriously and pretending they're not absurd. — China Mieville Copy Share Image
I agree that it's absurd to call a category of music 'female-fronted metal,' because if you look at Otep or Epica or… — Alissa White-Gluz Copy Share Image
“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Literary men are being employed to praise a big business man personally, as men used to praise a king. They not only… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd. — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited. — William Goldman Copy Share Image
Small islands, not capable of protecting themselves, are the proper objects for kingdoms to take under their care; but there is something… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
It is unheard-of, uncivilized barbarism that any woman should still be forced to bear such monstrous torture. It should be remedied. It… — Isadora Duncan Copy Share Image
They tried to say that being gay is a sin, and I said that adultery is a sin. Adultery is responsible for… — Al Sharpton Copy Share Image
The idea that somehow or other you can deal with all the problems in the world by banning a particular religious group… — Jeremy Corbyn Copy Share Image
The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious, of being out of one’s mind, is the condition of the normal… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The suffering may be moral or physical; and in my opinion it is just as absurd to call a man a coward… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
To say that everything in the bible is to be believed , simply because it is found in that volume, is equally… — William Lloyd Garrison Copy Share Image
I think the novel is essentially a comic form (tragedy is for the theatre), not meaning by that full of jokes, but… — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
Of course, it's absurd that we trust the Tories with our day-to-day reality, as so many of them don't really inhabit it.… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Ridicule, the weapon of all others most feared by enthusiasts of every description, and which from its predominance over such minds, often… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
The absurd man will not commit suicide; he wants to live, without relinquishing any of his certainty, without a future, without hope,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is more common than for men to make partial and absurd distinctions between vices of equal enormity, and to observe some… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
