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Mr. Bruff, I'm ordered to take exercise and I don't like…

“Mr. Bruff, I'm ordered to take exercise and I don't like it. That, added Aunt Ablewhite, pointing out of window to an invalid going by in a chair on wheels, drawn by a man, is my idea of exercise. If it's air you want, you get it in your chair. And if it's fatique you want, I am sure it's…” quote by Wilkie Collins
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““Mr. Bruff, I'm ordered to take exercise and I don't like it. That, added Aunt Ablewhite, pointing out of window to an invalid going by in a chair on wheels, drawn by a man, is my idea of exercise. If it's air you want, you get it in your chair. And if it's fatique you want, I am sure it's fatiquing enough to look at the man.””

Wilkie Collins

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A humorous, sarcastic comment on forced exercise, suggesting that even minimal effort (air, a wheelchair) counts as a workout.

In simple terms: Exercise can be absurd.

Key Takeaway

Find humor in routine.

Themes

humor sarcasm critique of fitness

Mood

witty ironic

Type

satirical conversational

When to use this quote

  • comedy writing
  • social commentary
  • satirical essays
  • dialogue scripts

Key Concepts

social satire physical health commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • What defines “real” exercise?
  • How does sarcasm reveal attitudes toward health?
A Different Perspective

May be dated.

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