Let there be another lettuce!

Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of…

— Terry Pratchett

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love…

— Groucho Marx

We humans are here because nothing can be perfect. There always have to be some living things that are unsatisfied, itchy, trying too hard.…

— Miranda July

On the moon we have everything. Lettuce, and pumpkin pie and Amanita phalloides. We have cat-furred plants and horses dancing with their wings. All…

— Shirley Jackson

“I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.”

— A.J. Jacobs

When a draco has eaten much fruit, it seeks the juice of the bitter lettuce; it has been seen to do this.

— Aristotle

Tomato and lettuce-especially lettuce-is an abomination.

— Mimi Sheraton

For a quick, healthy meal that's also fun for kids, I serve fish tacos: soft tortillas, lettuce, tomatoes, black beans and brown rice.

— Kim Raver

He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.

— Fintan O'Toole

My dogs get more excited about a piece of lettuce than they do for almost anything else! They're definitely LA bitches.

— Candace Bailey

The ones as big as sheep were easier to avoid, because you could see them coming, but when they flew in at the window…

— E. Nesbit

While we've taken seeds into space, and astronauts on the International Space Station have eaten lettuce they've grown, we haven't produced fruit in space,…

— Helen Sharman

I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad!

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Virtue? A fig! 'Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills are gardeners.…

— William Shakespeare