I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's…

Okay, outside," the clerk said. "Conversation outside. Bye! Have a nice night!

— Maggie Stiefvater

I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man,…

— Mitch Hedberg

I went to 11 different schools. It was a fantastic adventure, but I was incredibly sensitive and needed a bit more stability.

— Lykke Li

I played high school basketball at six feet, then I went to 5-11 in my 50's, and then, bang, I went down to 5-9.

— Tom Brokaw

“Amy turned to Nellie. "Can you create a diversion to draw the clerk outside?" The au pair was wary. "What kind of diversion?" "You…

— Gordon Korman

The key to success is to get out into the store and listen to what the associates have to say. It's terribly important for…

— Sam Walton

I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description…

— Chetan Bhagat

I had a lot of jobs, because I wanted to be an actor, and I had this bad habit of wanting to eat regularly.…

— Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs

I am proud that a majority of my law clerks have been women.

— Brett Kavanaugh

I do not rule Russia: ten thousand clerks do.

— Anonymous

My law clerks come from diverse backgrounds and points of view.

— Brett Kavanaugh

My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it big. They…

— Marco Rubio

I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought…

— Charles Bukowski

Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7

— John Sandford