Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five…

If the women in the factories stopped work for twenty minutes, the Allies would lose the war.

— Joseph Joffre

When you're in your twenties and starting out, the problem is that you care about being cool. Being older, I can care less about…

— James Righton

And in your new lives you'll have to live entirely for that one sensation-that of imminent truth. And you're going to have to holler…

— Douglas Coupland

When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher,…

— Woody Harrelson

Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with…

— Dan Mathews

In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that…

— P. J. O'Rourke

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,…

— David Cross

Whether one is twenty, forty, or sixty; whether one has succeeded, failed or just muddled along; whether yesterday was full of sun or storm,…

— Leigh Mitchell Hodges

I've always been a late bloomer in some ways, and extremely precocious in other ways. When I was twenty I was living in New…

— Meghan Daum

One of the big misconceptions about me is that I walk around in mini-skirts and high heels twenty-four seven and go to the gym…

— Carmen Electra

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

— Robert Orben

We know, Southern men declare that their slaves are better off than hired laborers amongst us. How little they know, whereof they speak! There…

— Abraham Lincoln

Twenty years ago, teenage boys in the United States drank twice as much milk as soda; now they drink twice as much soda as…

— Eric Schlosser

Kinkade estimated that one of his paintings hung in every twenty homes in America. Yet the art world unanimously ignores or reviles him. Me…

— Jerry Saltz

When I was young, I worked for a capitalist twelve hours a day and I was always tired. Now I work for myself twenty…

— Nikita Khrushchev