If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But…

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I…

— Kathryn Stockett

Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul?

— Marcus Aurelius

Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair

— Paula Cole

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

— Joan Rivers

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

— Kate Moss

I don't know my armpit from my elbow in Los Angeles.

— Taylor Schilling

Henri IV's feet and armpits enjoyed an international reputation.

— Aldous Huxley

A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his…

— Eoin Colfer

If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.

— B.K.S. Iyengar

Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars:…

— Dave Barry

“Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the…

— Robert L. Slater

I love the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.

— Ozzy Osbourne

When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits.

— Heather Mills

Opinions are like armpits. Everybody has them, But some stink.

— Melchor Lim

“There was a certain something about the air in the city. You got the feeling that it was air that had seen life. You…

— Anonymous