When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their…

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I…

— Kathryn Stockett

Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul?

— Marcus Aurelius

Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair

— Paula Cole

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

— Joan Rivers

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

— Kate Moss

I don't know my armpit from my elbow in Los Angeles.

— Taylor Schilling

Henri IV's feet and armpits enjoyed an international reputation.

— Aldous Huxley

A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his…

— Eoin Colfer

If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.

— B.K.S. Iyengar

Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars:…

— Dave Barry

“Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the…

— Robert L. Slater

I love the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.

— Ozzy Osbourne

Opinions are like armpits. Everybody has them, But some stink.

— Melchor Lim

“There was a certain something about the air in the city. You got the feeling that it was air that had seen life. You…

— Anonymous

If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed.

— B.K.S. Iyengar