I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use…

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

— Phyllis Diller

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have…

— Phyllis Diller

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

— Erma Bombeck

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

— Shirley Conran

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

— Katharine Whitehorn

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

— Phyllis Diller

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

— Phyllis Diller

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

— Phyllis Diller

“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”

— Phyllis Diller

She is a woman Who feeds, cuddles, and loves me. The one who gave birth to me. Im her greatest fan. She is my…

— Aisha

During the lockdown, I remain busy in household chores. Since there are no domestic helps, we have to everything from sweeping to mopping and…

— Bharti Singh

“fathers who regularly do household chores, according to a University of British Columbia study, have daughters who are more likely to aspire to less…

— Jancee Dunn

I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire…

— Scott Adams

I happen to like household chores and resent them only when performing them makes it difficult for me to fulfill my professional duties.

— Kay Boyle

“in a male-dominated world, Reich suggested, there was an “economic interest” in the continued role of women as “the provider of children for the…

— Gay Talese