I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

“I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.”

— Phyllis Diller

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

— Phyllis Diller

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

— Phyllis Diller

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

— Phyllis Diller

I find it soothing to take something wrinkled and make it smooth. It feels anticipatory. It's what I do before a celebration. And nobody…

— Alexandra Stoddard

“She was always on her feet. Cooking. Washing. Ironing.”

— Niccolò Ammaniti

Oh no, I never do much ironing, except the outside clothes. We must not iron out the fresh air and sunshine, you know. It…

— Laura Ingalls Wilder

Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane…

— Daniel Radcliffe

I was the first person to export Teflon-coated ironing board covers to Japan.

— Ken Hakuta

Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.

— Sandra Bullock

I don't live too far from my mum so I can go round for home-cooked meals and get my ironing done.

— Kelvin Fletcher

What the housewives of Australia need to understand as they do the ironing is that if they get it done commercially it’s going to…

— Tony Abbott

I like to wear things that don't need ironing. It seems a fundamental design flaw when clothing needs ironing. There are loads of fabrics…

— Konnie Huq

My golf swing is a bit like ironing a shirt. You get one side smoothed out, turn it over and there is a big…

— Tom Watson

“Further and further we go, and the sun keeps ironing us and ironing us and ironing us.”

— NoViolet Bulawayo