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“Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I…” quote by Mitch Hedberg
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“Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”

Mitch Hedberg

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Absurd humor highlights how arbitrary rules can be challenged with creativity and humor.

In simple terms: Weird rules can be mocked.

Key Takeaway

Question norms with humor.

Themes

humor absurdity social norms

Mood

playful ironic

Type

comedic satirical

When to use this quote

  • ordering food
  • dealing with bureaucracy
  • creative problem solving

Key Concepts

creativity rule-breaking comedy

Questions to Reflect On

  • When have you turned a rule into a joke?
  • What does this reveal about authority?
A Different Perspective

Humor may not change the rule itself.

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