Ducks Quotes

Don't forget to duck!

— Patricia Neal

Honey, I forgot to duck

— Ronald Reagan

I love ducks. LOL

— Jazzy

I do not walk like a duck.

— Cassandra Clare

Honey, I just forgot to duck.

— Jack Dempsey

I still look like a duck.

— Michelle Pfeiffer

I had a few ducks as a kid.

— Michael Leunig

I don't duck or dodge anybody.

— Floyd Mayweather, Jr

...I enjoyed it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) .. in fact I'm all out...

— Dick Dale

The fox often offers the duck its pond.

— Robert Jordan

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

— George Chapman

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!

— Robin Cook

He took a duck in the face at 250 knots.

— William Gibson

I'm sorry for the ducks; I love foie gras.

— Jose Andres

I just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces.

— Patience

It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion.

— Gary Neville

Even if the project requires you to have all the ducks in a line, I can't do that. I don't create way.

— Erykah Badu

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

— Mitch Hedberg

“He is being nibbled to death by ducks. --More Later, Less the Same”

— James Tate

My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a…

— Alan Sugar

You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your…

— Guy Kawasaki

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— Swapnil

“I spread my arms. “In the Rainbow Jungles of Ever there lives what I affectionately call, killer ducks.”

— Jen Wylie

“It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg!”

— Hans Christian Andersen

My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and…

— Cyndi Lauper

Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall.…

— Ogden Nash

It is to be regretted that domestication has seriously deteriorated the moral character of the duck. In a wild state, he is…

— Isabella Beeton

There are no Rabbits in the north-west. This statement, far from final, is practically true today, but I saw plenty of Lynxes,…

— Ernest Thompson Seton

The small man builds cages for everyone he knows While the sage, who has to duck his head when the moon is…

— Hafez

Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And…

— Daniel Dumile

“When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out some doors need to be pulled to be opened. I like to…

— Jarod Kintz

The artist's task is to become a successful eccentric, a strange but wise duck able to venture out of solitary confinement and…

— Eric Maisel

I'm a sitting duck. No, seriously, I mean I wish I could say more, but I'm a sitting duck because I can't…

— Viola Davis

Cultivate your own capabilities, your own style. Appreciate the members of your family for who they are, even though their outlook or…

— Charles R. Swindoll

I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no medical help and a…

— Douglas Adams

When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue,…

— Penn Jillette

One little bird not larger than a sparrow, it may have been a Phalarope, would alight on the turbulent surface where the…

— Henry David Thoreau

“A boring machine, would it drill holes—or put you to sleep? The two-party political system, that’s a boring machine, though voters are…

— Jarod Kintz

“Gerard Manley Hopkins somewhere describes how he mesmerized a duck by drawing a line of chalk out in front of it. Think…

— Nicholson Baker

As a former English major, I am a sitting duck for Gift Books, and in the past few years I've gotten Dickens,…

— Garrison Keillor