A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Mandarin ducks mate for life and will die of loneliness if separated from their chosen mate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in. — Confucius Copy Share Image
Three young rats with black felt hats, Three young ducks with white straw flats, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It began, as it often does, with a woman putting her ducks in a row.” — Sarah Blake Copy Share Image
Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS! — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private. — Amanda Burton Copy Share Image
Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks. — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
People ask me about all sorts of sounds. There's a sound of a screeching toy or a rubber duck and everybody asks… — Kieran Hebden Copy Share Image
Poetry is the most subtle of the literary arts, and students grow more ingenious by the year at avoiding it. If they… — Terry Eagleton Copy Share Image
The real question is, do you root for the fox in that song? Or are you horrified that the goose and the… — Chris Thile Copy Share Image
Their oldest child, James, had spoken laughingly about Will's unrelenting fear of ducks and his continual battle to keep them out of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
Beneath the light, the river and hills are beautiful, The spring breeze bears the fragrance of flowers and grass. The mud has… — Du Fu Copy Share Image
“I would give you my grandma’s slow-knitted Duck Soup dance-routine recipe, but my grandpa sold it to Roger Bannister for three minutes… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The strong appearance of design [in nature] allows a disarmingly simple argument: if it looks, walks and quacks like a duck, then,… — Michael Behe Copy Share Image
I notice her blouse has pulled out of her skirt in the back again and force myself to stay calm. "Tuck your… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, "I will work hard. I will prepare… — Deacon Jones Copy Share Image
Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world.… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name,… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
It's amazing being a member of perhaps the last analog generation - being born in the late '40s, growing up in the… — John Larroquette Copy Share Image
Captain Crawford didn't like the idea of any kind of murder, but he went at it patiently and honestly and with none… — Leslie Ford Copy Share Image
Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image