What do they do with those ducks, in the winter?

Where do the ducks go in the winter?

— Anonymous

People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives, laughter trapped…

— Amy Gerstler

Light came to me when I realized that I did not have to consider any racial group as a whole. God made them duck…

— Zora Neale Hurston

I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you…

— Chic Murray

My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got…

— Philip Roth

To act choicelessly is to act in accord with the situation. If someone throws a rock, you duck.

— Rami M. Shapiro

No matter how organized your ducks are, life can turn on 2 seconds. So, you can't keep on waiting. Because, if you keep on…

— Diem Brown

“I'm growing as a person. I'm self-farming. That's the highest form of farming, even greater than being a duck farmer, which, as you can…

— Jarod Kintz

People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand,…

— Si Robertson

One is never alone with a rubber duck.

— Douglas Adams

One of the first houses we lived in was like out of a fairy story. We had a stream that ran through our garden,…

— Emilia Clarke

Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.

— Judith Martin

We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name, then I…

— Jase Robertson

I had my first French meal and I never got over it. It was just marvelous. We had oysters and a lovely dry white…

— Julia Child

The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck.

— Mike Pence