My gift is to be funny.

I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

— Steve Harvey

I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious.

— Faith Prince

“There's a funny thing about everything, even if you have to make it up!”

— Jessica Jo Ann Thometz

A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion.…

— Benny Hill

You can't do every movie - although I do a lot of them - and the thing I'm longing to do is... it's not…

— Lance Henriksen

I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is.

— John Mortimer

I think there's something funny about people who laugh in the face of convention or surprise us morally.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Regardless of what I do, whether I write a book or whether I act or whether I host, I'll always do stand-up comedy because…

— Howie Mandel

There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?'

— Julie Walters

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

— Graham Kennedy

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

— Garrison Keillor

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

— Dane Cook

Funny, yet not really..

— Rachel Copeland

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

— Lil Rel Howery

Joking about violence is not funny.

— Perez Hilton