My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper…

As part of our ongoing series of reports on the environment, 'America Goes Green,' we take on the question that can make otherwise competent…

— Brian Williams

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

— Woody Allen

Both my nine- and seven-year-olds have a stockbroker already.

— Cameron Herold

Is it not odd that the only generous person I ever knew, who had money to be generous with, should be a stockbroker.

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

With an evening coat and a white tie, anybody, even a stockbroker, can gain a reputation for being civilized

— Oscar Wilde

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

— Steven Wright

Any idiot, any stockbroker can get out there and live out a fantasy and pretend like he's playing music. And I don't think there's…

— Mike Patton

Income from property is not the reward of waiting, it is the reward of employing a good stockbroker.

— Joan Robinson

I didn't know what a stockbroker was when I was eight, but I would just tell everybody that's what I was going to be.

— Taylor Swift

A public school-educated stockbroker, who wants to shrink the state and let the markets rip, who reinvented himself as a man of the people…

— Brian Reade

I don't really need to appeal to some stockbroker, and I always sort of root for the underdog. I probably consider all that when…

— Eric Bachmann

Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor, dentist, or attorney is a high-school dropout. Your stockbroker, however, just might be.

— William J. Bernstein

Look, it's very easy to sit here right now with some films in the bank that I like and think I have a shot…

— George Clooney

It's hard to get everybody to recycle paper and plastic, let alone.

— Richard Karn

I think, on a personal level, everybody, when you go through the checkout line after you get your groceries and they say, 'Paper or…

— Woody Harrelson