Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all…

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too…

— Marvin Shanken

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

— Ron White

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost…

— Kinky Friedman

“I prefer to think of it as burning down their crops. [when asked why he - a fervent anti-Communist - smoked Cuban cigars]”

— Anonymous

Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as…

— Martha Plimpton

You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

— Richard Carleton

I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic vista. Did…

— Dirk Benedict

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

— George Burns

I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm the kind…

— Denis Leary

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

— Mark Twain

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

— Franz Liszt

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

— Brad Shaw

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

— Bill Cosby

You know what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars.

— Jamie Farr