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Punching - 2 shillings Both eyes blacked - 4 shillings…

“Punching - 2 shillings Both eyes blacked - 4 shillings Nose and jaw broke - 10 shillings Jacked out (knocked out with a blackjack) - 15 shillings Ear chewed off - same as previous Leg or arm broke - 19 shillings Shot in leg - 25 shillings Stab - same as previous Doing the Big Job - 3 pounds and up” quote by Eoin Colfer
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““Punching - 2 shillings Both eyes blacked - 4 shillings Nose and jaw broke - 10 shillings Jacked out (knocked out with a blackjack) - 15 shillings Ear chewed off - same as previous Leg or arm broke - 19 shillings Shot in leg - 25 shillings Stab - same as previous Doing the Big Job - 3 pounds and up””

Eoin Colfer

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A darkly humorous list of escalating injuries and costs, satirizing the brutal economy of violence.

In simple terms: Violence has a price that escalates.

Key Takeaway

Beware of escalating costs.

Themes

violence economics humor

Mood

darkly humorous ironic

Type

satirical cautionary

When to use this quote

  • street fights
  • gang violence
  • self‑defense
  • crime
  • law enforcement

Key Concepts

satire escalation risk

Questions to Reflect On

  • What costs are hidden in violent encounters?
  • How does humor affect perception of violence?
A Different Perspective

The list trivializes serious harm, ignoring long‑term consequences.

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