“The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trousers.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker would be thrown out a high window and that was the end of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Red was smiling back at me. "Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating for the first… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Luckily, he had the memory span of a particularly dim goldfish, so with any luck he’d have forgotten all about the comment… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“ Trying to trace the consequences of time travel is like a monkey with no thumbs trying to reassemble an exploded bomb,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“ I often think I should just abandon the whole thing. I really do. Time travel could be a gift to humanity.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Ah, yes, the trusty time paradox . If I go back in time and kill my grandfather, then shall I cease to… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Here we go again, boys. Off on another adventure. This time busting Riley's brother out of prison. There will be danger; there… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have the Atlantis Trench outside that door and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“ Sometimes I feel like people aren't listening to me. I spend ninety minutes up here talking about the dangers of time… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“There are always a few bored audience members at an opera, especially by the time act four comes along. Those particular eyes… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“This is what love does, he realized, and in that moment he understood why Artemis had kidnapped a fairy to get the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“ It's now or never , thought Otto. Now, now! thought Witmeyer. And so Ram kissed Thundercat, and suddenly neither bed of roses nor… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
