I'm a humorist. A guy like Paul Simon just makes my life…

If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace.

— Aesop Rock

This welfare for wealthy companies wastes taxpayer dollars, harms the environment, and makes a mockery of the recent reductions in federal social spending programs.

— Ralph Nader

I love being in Malibu. It's so cool there, and the water is just, it's nice and, and I love the beach. And I…

— Jackie Evancho

The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar…

— Zach Braff

If I had a million dollars, I just wouldn't just completely set back. I'd have to get out there and show my face to…

— Muddy Waters

As far as Japan is concerned, I want to help all of our allies, but we are losing billions and billions of dollars. We…

— Donald Trump

Some day I'll write a book and call it 'How I Got the Nickname Pumpsie' and sell it for one dollar, and if everybody…

— Pumpsie Green

I'm part of a team that raises millions of dollars and raises awareness of HIV and AIDS all over the world.

— Linda Evangelista

France has not only built a bureaucratic barrier against American culture, it has constructed a notorious intellectual case against it as well. The French…

— Tyler Cowen

Right now, the government is spending billions of dollars supporting the problem-makers in the U.S. economy - the polluters, despoilers, incarcerators, and warmongers.

— Van Jones

In short, both experience and economic theory imply that the US could now t to a more competitive dollar without experiencing either increased inflation…

— Martin Feldstein

I think we need to talk about mental illness a lot more. People complain about tax dollars and say we don't have the money.…

— Nia Long

A man with a million dollars can be as happy nowadays as though he were rich.

— Ward McAllister

Here we were talking about economic development, about investing billions of dollars in various programs, and I could see it wasn't billions of dollars…

— Muhammad Yunus

I used to sit in front of McDonald's and ask people for dollars to get me a cheeseburger. It was bad.

— T-Pain