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Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance…

“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.” quote by Dave Barry
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“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”

Dave Barry

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Time is an intangible yet valuable resource, often exploited without tangible benefit.

In simple terms: Time is unseen but valuable.

Key Takeaway

Value time wisely.

Themes

time value economics

Mood

reflective humorous critical

Type

essay satire

When to use this quote

  • billing disputes
  • service contracts
  • daily scheduling

Key Concepts

intangible resources pricing plumbing metaphor

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you quantify your time?
  • What are the costs of wasted time?
A Different Perspective

Time cannot be measured like physical goods.

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