Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

— Hank Moody

I'm a real soft, sentimental guy who dreams up decapitations.

— David Seltzer

“History is full of decapitations, and Iowa is no exception.”

— Andrew Smith

You say the sweetest things. And that spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could resist." She snarled. Heh.

— Ilona Andrews

“Jesus was a strange hobo who walked on water—”

— Jack Kerouac

If life is music, I sometimes feel as though I was born on the off-beat of the song, and I love it. As Christian…

— Criss Jami

What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?

— Jon Stewart

Rick Rubin had his hair - I don't think it's ever been cut and very - dresses like a hobo, usually - clean but…

— Johnny Cash

My mother, we were a very poor family. When I was a kid, we would be in our little room, and there would be…

— Kirk Douglas

I'm superstitious. Before I start a movie, I always kill a hobo with a hammer.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Work/Loaf Ratio”...I have spent fourteen years perfecting... I won't bore you with a long-winded explanation of the “W/LR” save to say that it is…

— Gary Reilly

I know the police cause you trouble They cause trouble everywhere But when you die and go to heaven You find no policeman there

— Woody Guthrie

“hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated…

— Patton Oswalt

“I don't do my work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my…

— Jhonen Vasquez

After an initial solo album in which the young [Bob] Dylan was just finding his voice (i.e., reinventing himself from the middle-class Robert Zimmerman…

— Jay Michaelson