I have to lay off dairy though. That's what my doctor…

“Hey, lay off the dairy. And uh, no more happiness.”

— Brian Regan

Memory is the dairy of the losers

— Saed Kakei

I never drink cow's milk; I always opt for the soya alternative, and when I eat most dairy products, it tends to be in…

— Kate O'Mara

I am always in much better shape when I am doing a Broadway show because you have the eight shows a week to kind…

— Jane Krakowski

Growing up on a dairy farm, you certainly learn discipline and a commitment to purpose.

— Mike Johanns

“Populations that do not typically consume dairy products appear to exhibit lower rates of bone fracture despite consuming far less calcium than recommended.”

— Karl Weber

She folded her arms and then shouted, "Right you thieving scunners! How dare you steal Miss Treason's funeral meats!" "Oh, waily, waily, it's the…

— Terry Pratchett

I have been a vegetarian for forty-two years. I did it because I didn't want animals to die so I could eat. Then, eight…

— Sam Simon

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

— Jeff Foxworthy

In fact, studies show that vegans tend to get more iron than meat eaters. Vitamin C from fruits and vegetables increases iron absorption. Meanwhile,…

— Sharon Gannon

Most calves used by the dairy industry have their horns BURNED or GOUGED out of their heads.

— Casey Affleck

Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”

— Barney Stinson

What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you.…

— Roger Ebert

In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers…

— David Ogilvy