I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve!

“So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label:…

— Brian Regan

“You want another one?" "Oh, I don't know: I've already had two whole, entire Fig Newtons. Maybe I could try to muscle one more…

— Brian Regan

“Your weight is simply the force of gravity on you, so pounds are just the English version of Newtons”

— CK-12 Foundation

Newtons Law Of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER¦

— Melchor Lim

You have to consume Fig Newtons with either milk or an alternative milk product. It's like a conspiracy with the dairy industry. They're in…

— Ad-Rock

Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches/sec.

— Joe Hart

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

— Florence King

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

— Mark Twain

“This year, of course, being 1936, there would be no figs.”

— Alan Furst

Here is a rural fellow that will not be denied your Highness' presence: he brings you figs.

— William Shakespeare

I am once more seated under my own vine and fig tree ... and hope to spend the remainder of my days in peaceful…

— George Washington

Shebna scraped the tablet clean and began drawing circles in the soft clay. "Suppose you had six figs and you ate two. How many…

— Lynn Austin

And never since harvests were ripened, / Or laborers born, / Have men gathered figs of the thistle, / Or grapes of the thorn!

— Phoebe Cary

In all lands, sailors form a race apart. They profess a congenital contempt for landlubbers. As for the tradesman, he understands nothing of sailors…

— Honore de Balzac

When you get honest with God, you can exchange the fig leaves you used to cover your sin with the righteousness of Jesus Christ.

— Johnny Hunt