If you are writing comedy and try to please everybody…

If I'm doing comedy, I try to improvise a lot. Even if they don't use it, it helps me loosen up and figure out…

— Zach Woods

Everything I experience in life, I put through the sausage-maker that is comedy, and then try to make it funny for others. Whether that…

— Russell Howard

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.

— Gabriel Iglesias

I think everyone's different but in comedy, I try to do my scene to make the director and the other actors laugh. If I…

— Ken Jeong

It's such a smart decision for comedy to not try to be relevant or contemporary.

— Matt Walsh

You don't go to a comedy and try to laugh. You laugh in spite of yourself. You don't just come on stage and cry.…

— Penelope Wilton

I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life,…

— Bob Newhart

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

— Tucker Max

I always wanted to give comedy a try and I feel Comedy Classes' is the best platform for that.

— Sara Khan

With all comedy, you try to ground it in credibility and reality.

— Matthew Gray Gubler

Even so; an't please your worship, Brakenbury, You may partake of any thing we say: We speak no treason, man; we say the King…

— William Shakespeare

You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.

— Dylan Moran

Trying to please everybody is impossible - if you did that, you'd end up in the middle with nobody liking you. You've just got…

— John Lennon

Every child is taught if you try to please everyone, you end up upsetting everyone.

— Richard Engel

At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me, your emotions…

— Steve Martin