I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid. — Samantha Bee Canada Copy Share Image
I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
A lot of comedy is really DIY. You're kind of doing it yourself. — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors. — Samantha Bee Actors Copy Share Image
I'm not even reading about the U.S. election, I'm just totally involved in the Canadian one. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle… — Samantha Bee Anxiety Copy Share Image
If you get mad about how your voice sounds when it comes out of your own mouth, it's not really my fault.… — Samantha Bee Being yourself Copy Share Image
I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if… — Samantha Bee Dreams Copy Share Image
My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I take my citizenship extremely seriously. I find myself drawn to the Constitution more and more with each passing day of Donald… — Samantha Bee Citizenship Copy Share Image
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else… — Samantha Bee Christian Copy Share Image
Speaking for myself, I try to go out there on the stage and make jokes with people, so I'm not really thinking… — Samantha Bee Jokes Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm very much like the person I am on the show. I'm certainly not as ambitious; no, that's not… — Samantha Bee Ambitious Copy Share Image
I was brought up to question things, but I was always a really quiet and shy child. — Samantha Bee Children Copy Share Image
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
It's weird how you can make people feel comfortable, and then ask them an uncomfortable question, but it doesn't ruin their day. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
It's very Canadian of me - or maybe it's more the Catholic schoolgirl in me - but I always really want to… — Samantha Bee Canada Copy Share Image
It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
You've got to have gumption. You've got to be willing to stand up on the stage for no money for ten years. — Samantha Bee Gumption Copy Share Image
There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
When you can agree on one thing, you should have no expectation that suddenly a person is converted to your way of… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to… — Samantha Bee Gold Copy Share Image
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in… — Samantha Bee Hate Copy Share Image
President Trump - God forbid - the country will be okay, I promise. I don't know exactly what the country will look… — Samantha Bee Country Copy Share Image
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays… — Samantha Bee Birthday Copy Share Image
It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death… — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so… — Samantha Bee Adults Copy Share Image
