I know, it's amazing to people that we have a political system, but we do. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I don't feel intimidated by any of the people I'm talking to or the situations I find myself in. I just try… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
It's weird how you can make people feel comfortable, and then ask them an uncomfortable question, but it doesn't ruin their day. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
We definitely sometimes get stuff that's different that we were expecting. I mean, that's part of the joy and the terror of… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Speaking for myself, I try to go out there on the stage and make jokes with people, so I'm not really thinking… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
It's very disconcerting to have a camera shoved in your face. It's really discombobulating. If you're the least bit nervous you forget… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I don't think that comedy is going to affect or change anything. I remember back in 2004 people were like, "How does… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I've been a performer in the public eye for many years now and it's much darker. It feels so worse now. It… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to get the… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction. — Samantha Bee Copy Share
Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know this isn't… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors. — Samantha Bee Copy Share
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy. — Samantha Bee Copy Share
We definitely sometimes get stuff that's different that we were expecting. I mean, that's part of the joy and the terror of interviewing real,… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
Speaking for myself, I try to go out there on the stage and make jokes with people, so I'm not really thinking about the… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a civil dialogue,… — Samantha Bee Copy Share
