Robin Williams

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

— Robin Williams

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

— Robin Williams

No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.

— Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

— Robin Williams

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

— Robin Williams

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.

— Robin Williams

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

— Robin Williams

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.

— Robin Williams

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

— Robin Williams

I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track…

— Robin Williams

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is…

— Robin Williams

You don't know about real loss until you love something more than you love yourself. -Good Will Hunting

— Robin Williams

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

— Robin Williams

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

— Robin Williams

I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.

— Robin Williams

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.

— Robin Williams

I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go,…

— Robin Williams

Lance Armstrong pushes the envelope in terms of the human experience. You can have a personal best, you can push your own…

— Robin Williams

And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was…

— Robin Williams

In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really…

— Robin Williams

When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to…

— Robin Williams

The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you don't really have it. You've…

— Robin Williams

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult…

— Robin Williams

If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally…

— Robin Williams

There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.

— Robin Williams

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

— Robin Williams

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

— Robin Williams

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

— Robin Williams

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

— Robin Williams

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

— Robin Williams

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

— Robin Williams

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

— Robin Williams

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

— Robin Williams

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

— Robin Williams

People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

— Robin Williams

I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor.

— Robin Williams

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

— Robin Williams

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

— Robin Williams

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

— Robin Williams

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

— Robin Williams