After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the… — Mark Twain Love Copy Share Image
Dance like no one's watching.Love like you've never been hurt.Sing like no one's listening.Live like heaven is on Earth. — Mark Twain Dance Copy Share Image
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wantedotherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist. — Mark Twain Clock Copy Share Image
In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it. — Mark Twain Fool Copy Share Image
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular one is Providence. — Mark Twain God Copy Share Image
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. — Mark Twain Confidence Copy Share Image
The peoples furthest from civilization are the ones where equality between man and woman are furthest apart-and we consider this one of… — Mark Twain Civilization Copy Share Image
The miracle or the power that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application and perseverance under the promptings… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If they [the dead] should speak, it would be found that in matters of opinion no departed person was exactly what he… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of… — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Oh, there spoke the human! He is always pretending that the eternal bliss of heaven is such a priceless boon! Yes, and… — Mark Twain Happiness Copy Share Image
It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that… — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
Man is the only religious animal. In the Holy task of smoothing his brother's path to the happiness of heaven, he has… — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
“Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth. - More Maxims of Mark, Johnson, 1927” — Mark Twain Money Copy Share Image
I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and… — Mark Twain Charm Copy Share Image
Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall… — Mark Twain Earth Copy Share Image
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in… — Mark Twain Bugs Copy Share Image
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her. — Mark Twain Acquaintance Copy Share Image
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's… — Mark Twain Determination Copy Share Image
S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think? — Mark Twain Men Copy Share Image
Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself. — Mark Twain Jealousy Copy Share Image
I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Sing like no one's listening,love like you've ever been hurt,dance like nobody's watching.And live like it's heaven on earth — Mark Twain Dance Copy Share Image
“Some people scorn a cat and think it not an essential; but the Clemens tribe are not of these.” — Mark Twain Cats Copy Share Image
It is curious and interesting to notice what an attraction a fussy, mincing, nickel-plated word has for you. — Mark Twain Attraction Copy Share Image
The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labor. — Mark Twain Freedom Copy Share Image
“I have lived a long life and had many troubles, most of which never happened” — Mark Twain Inspirational Copy Share Image
In my nostrils still lives the breath of flowers that perished twenty years ago. — Mark Twain Breaths Copy Share Image
An occultation of Venus is not half so difficult as an eclipse of the sun, but because it comes seldom the world… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after a cheerful, careless voyage. — Mark Twain Bigotry Copy Share Image
“What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!” — Mark Twain Heaven Copy Share Image
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. — Mark Twain Comedy Copy Share Image
“făgăduiala de a nu face un lucru este calea cea mai sigură pentru a fi mereu ispitit să-l faci.” — Mark Twain Amor Copy Share Image
The report of my illness grew out of his (James Clemens) illness. The report of my death was an exaggeration. — Mark Twain Death Copy Share Image
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