There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place. — Mark Twain First place Copy Share Image
I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
To forget pain is to be painless; to forget care is to be rid of it; to go abroad is to accomplish… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined. — Mark Twain Dance Copy Share Image
“Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things can not be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all… — Mark Twain Classics Copy Share Image
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. — Mark Twain Fiction Copy Share Image
The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely… — Mark Twain Comets Copy Share Image
“Then she told me all about the bad place, and said I wished I was there. She got mad, then, but I… — Mark Twain Change Copy Share Image
“I think we never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead--and not then until we have… — Mark Twain Being honest Copy Share Image
The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying… — Mark Twain Comedy Copy Share Image
We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Often, as we lay on our faces, a granite boulder, as large as a village church, would start out of the bottom… — Mark Twain Danger Copy Share Image
“He would be a consul no doubt by and by, at some foreign port, of the language of which he was ignorant;… — Mark Twain Satire Copy Share Image
“This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth--ready to shout for any cause that will tickle… — Mark Twain Humor Copy Share Image
Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. — Mark Twain Government Copy Share Image
Unused talents gives you no advantage over someone who has no talent at all. — Mark Twain Advantage Copy Share Image
Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more… — Mark Twain Death Copy Share Image
A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you would beseech a blessing upon yourself, beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same… — Mark Twain Blessing Copy Share Image
Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia. — Mark Twain Funny Copy Share Image
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it… — Mark Twain Angel Copy Share Image
Civilization largely consists in hiding human nature. When the barbarian learns to hide it we account him enlightened. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. — Mark Twain Assault Copy Share Image
“way. And there ain’t no OTHER way, that ever I heard of, and I’ve read all the books that gives any information… — Mark Twain Books Copy Share Image
One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Just when I thought I was learning how to live, 'twas then I realized I was learning how to die.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will… — Mark Twain Creativity Copy Share Image
in order to make a man or boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain. — Mark Twain Boys Copy Share Image
The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there… — Mark Twain Comedy Copy Share Image
“I don't see any use in finding out things and clogging up my head with them when I mayn't ever have any… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The common eye sees only the outside of things, and judges by that, but the seeing eye pierces through and reads the… — Mark Twain Heart and soul Copy Share Image
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed… — Mark Twain Common humanity Copy Share Image
If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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