If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late. — Mark Twain Friends Copy Share Image
Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man. — Mark Twain Congress Copy Share Image
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. — Mark Twain Dog Copy Share Image
There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It is not in the least likely that any life has ever been lived which was not a failure in the secret… — Mark Twain Failure Copy Share Image
More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot… — Mark Twain Approval Copy Share Image
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see — Mark Twain Blind Copy Share Image
“ADOBE GARAMOND DISPLAY: AKZIDENZ GROTESK COMPOSITOR: INTEGRATED COMPOSITION SYSTEMS, INC. PRINTER AND BINDER: THOMSON-” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus. — Mark Twain Communication Copy Share Image
No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk… — Mark Twain Drinking Copy Share Image
“Satan had been making admiring remarks about certain of the Creator's sparkling industries -- remarks which, being read between the lines, were… — Mark Twain God Copy Share Image
“We were perfectly willing to go in there and rest, but it could not be done. It was only another delusion—a painting… — Mark Twain Art Copy Share Image
Those people… early stricken of God, intellectually - the departmental interpreters of the laws in Washington... can always be depended on to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke… — Mark Twain Moderation Copy Share Image
The common eye sees only the outside of things, and judges by that, but the seeing eye pierces through and reads the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't...The pain which it… — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you invent two or three people and turn them loose in your manuscript, something is bound to happen to them --… — Mark Twain Book Copy Share Image
Saturday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Así, pues, le dije: —Ya sabes, Tom, que no sirvo ni para limpiarte los zapatos. Pero no importa: Dios todopoderoso nos ha… — Mark Twain Amor Copy Share Image
I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Would it not be prudent to get our civilization tools together, and see how much stock is left on hand in the… — Mark Twain Balance Copy Share Image
“Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had… — Mark Twain Politics Copy Share Image
“SO endeth this chronicle. It being strictly a history of a boy, it must stop here; the story could not go much… — Mark Twain Books Copy Share Image
Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. — Mark Twain Argue With A Fool Copy Share Image
