Mae West

You are never too old to become younger!

— Mae West

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

— Mae West

Live close, visit often.

— Mae West

Sex is an emotion in motion

— Mae West

Look your best - who said love is blind?

— Mae West

I like a man what takes his time.

— Mae West

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

— Mae West

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

— Mae West

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

— Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

— Mae West

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

— Mae West

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

— Mae West

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

— Mae West

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

— Mae West

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.

— Mae West

Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.

— Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

— Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

— Mae West

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.

— Mae West

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

— Mae West

[On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I…

— Mae West

I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.

— Mae West

It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.

— Mae West

You only live once if you do it right once is enough

— Mae West

The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood.

— Mae West

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

— Mae West

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

— Mae West

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

— Mae West

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.

— Mae West

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.

— Mae West

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

— Mae West

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.

— Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

— Mae West

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

— Mae West

A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.

— Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

— Mae West

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

— Mae West

“You only live once—but if you work it right, once is enough. —JOE E. LEWIS”

— Mae West

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

— Mae West

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

— Mae West