Mae West

March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.

— Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

— Mae West

People who are easily shocked need to be shocked more often.

— Mae West

Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers.

— Mae West

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

— Mae West

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

— Mae West

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

— Mae West

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

— Mae West

Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune.…

— Mae West

Well, the end of another busy day. I can't wait till I get back to bed. If that don't work I'll try…

— Mae West

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to…

— Mae West

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

— Mae West

Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

— Mae West

For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.

— Mae West

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like…

— Mae West

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid…

— Mae West

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

— Mae West

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

— Mae West

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

— Mae West

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.

— Mae West

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

— Mae West

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs.

— Mae West

“If I can't a man with a million dollars, I'll a million men with one dollar.”

— Mae West

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

— Mae West

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

— Mae West

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

— Mae West

Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.

— Mae West

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

— Mae West

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

— Mae West

Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

— Mae West

Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.

— Mae West

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

— Mae West

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

— Mae West

I know so much about men because I went to night school.

— Mae West

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

— Mae West

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

— Mae West

“Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.”

— Mae West

Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?

— Mae West

A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.

— Mae West

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.

— Mae West