Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that. — Louis C. K Computers Copy Share Image
I'm not raising the children-I'm raising the grown-ups that they're going to be. — Louis C. K Children Copy Share Image
Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C. K Americans Copy Share Image
You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very… — Louis C. K Budgets Copy Share Image
I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. — Louis C. K Comedy Copy Share Image
I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning. — Louis C. K Inspirational Copy Share Image
To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You have to be able to do a bunch of things at once, and not think about things you're not doing while… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My bank is the worst. They are screwing me. You know what they did to me? They're charging me money for not… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My kids and I figured out that there’s a third kind of person, and I don’t know what you call them, but… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness… — Louis C. K Antibodies Copy Share Image
I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact… — Louis C. K Audience Copy Share Image
Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of… — Louis C. K Awareness Copy Share Image
I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get. — Louis C. K Chance Copy Share Image
The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the… — Louis C. K Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I don't feel those limits when I'm on stage. For some reason, audiences let me get away with things. Remember, it's all… — Louis C. K Audience Copy Share Image
There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that,… — Louis C. K Christian Copy Share Image
My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever… — Louis C. K Confident Copy Share Image
Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them; I watch them because they’re compelling.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Either I'll never get rich from the show but remain intensely proud of the work and stand behind every second of it,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
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