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Louis C.K. jokes about missing a chance to become suddenly ripped and mocks the easy vilification of right‑wing folks. He observes everyday moments like strangers smiling at his kids or the quiet on airplanes, and he shares why he quit Facebook to avoid dead time.

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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

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People don't talk to me on airplanes.

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I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

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You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very…

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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and…

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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

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We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make…

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When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.

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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that,…

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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every…

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I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't…

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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever…

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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them; I watch them because they’re compelling.…

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I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars.…

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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered.…

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Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400…

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I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like…

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People are too afraid of uptown. A lot of people will tell you, like, "Don't go to Harlem. You can never go…

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Race doesn't mean what it used to in America anymore. It just doesn't. Obama's black, but he's not black the way people…

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To me, there's a huge difference between criticism and reviewing. I really love reading good criticism of television and film. To me,…

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I just don't trust any of it. Every time I read something about how there's been another ridiculous climb of the Dow…

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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…

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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…

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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about…

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People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

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If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes…

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I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.

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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

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I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what…

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My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

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I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's…

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There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just…

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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…

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Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if…

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People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the…

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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come…

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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them…

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I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to…

I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's…

“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability…

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I…

“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing…

When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way…

You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself…

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the…

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.