If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic — Karl Pilkington Camels Copy Share Image
If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong. — Karl Pilkington Faces Copy Share Image
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know… — Karl Pilkington Fish Copy Share Image
it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing,… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a… — Karl Pilkington Cave Copy Share Image
I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go,… — Karl Pilkington Amazing Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about… — Karl Pilkington Book Copy Share Image
I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of… — Karl Pilkington Archaeologists Copy Share Image
I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should… — Karl Pilkington Body Copy Share Image
I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? — Karl Pilkington Carpentry Copy Share Image
Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful. — Karl Pilkington Environmental Copy Share Image
The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife. — Karl Pilkington Cafe Copy Share Image
People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd… — Karl Pilkington Christmas Copy Share Image
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Computer Copy Share Image
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