Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine. — Karl Pilkington Brain Copy Share Image
When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've… — Karl Pilkington Books Copy Share Image
The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get… — Karl Pilkington Art Copy Share Image
I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. — Karl Pilkington Flying Copy Share Image
Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a… — Karl Pilkington Baby Copy Share Image
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of… — Karl Pilkington Being Copy Share Image
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. — Karl Pilkington Atheist Copy Share Image
It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep... — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture. — Karl Pilkington Inspirational Copy Share Image
All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have… — Karl Pilkington Dolphin Copy Share Image
I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare,… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
