But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. — Karl Pilkington End of the day Copy Share Image
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. — Karl Pilkington Cat Copy Share Image
“Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?” — Karl Pilkington Brain Copy Share Image
Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard. — Karl Pilkington Comedy Copy Share Image
There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think. — Karl Pilkington Reassuring Copy Share Image
A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week… — Karl Pilkington Change Copy Share Image
I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story. — Karl Pilkington Cities Copy Share Image
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's… — Karl Pilkington Animal Copy Share Image
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything -… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't… — Karl Pilkington Animal Copy Share Image
We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now… — Karl Pilkington Apples Copy Share Image
I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered… — Karl Pilkington Animal Copy Share Image
We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might… — Karl Pilkington Baby Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
