Joe Rogan

When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.

— Joe Rogan

Once you understand what excellence is all about... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.

— Joe Rogan

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on…

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My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

— Joe Rogan

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the…

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Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's…

— Joe Rogan

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

— Joe Rogan

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

— Joe Rogan

You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy…

— Joe Rogan

I did a lot of crazy gigs man. I hosted a Jack and Jill strip club in Woonsocket Rhode Island which is…

— Joe Rogan

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the…

— Joe Rogan

The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of…

— Joe Rogan

If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not…

— Joe Rogan

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was…

— Joe Rogan

What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about…

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So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand…

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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

— Joe Rogan

I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s…

— Joe Rogan

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

— Joe Rogan

Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.

— Joe Rogan

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them…

— Joe Rogan

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very…

— Joe Rogan

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

— Joe Rogan

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

— Joe Rogan

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

— Joe Rogan

When I first went onstage I even had a suit jacket on with the sleeves rolled up because that's what I saw…

— Joe Rogan

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.

— Joe Rogan

It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.

— Joe Rogan

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

— Joe Rogan

Faggot never meant "gay" when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if…

— Joe Rogan

Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people…

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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves…

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When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than…

— Joe Rogan

I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the…

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As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you,…

— Joe Rogan

Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the opportunity to…

— Joe Rogan