I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating. — Jim Butcher Ability Copy Share Image
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity. — Jim Butcher Comedy Copy Share Image
Now I feel like James Bond. Suave and intelligent, breaking all the codes while looking fabulous. — Jim Butcher Code Copy Share Image
“This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.” — Jim Butcher Geeks Copy Share Image
“You want to play head games?" Molly snarled, her blue eyes blazing. "Let's go.” — Jim Butcher Dresden files Copy Share Image
“What goes round comes around. And sometimes you get what's coming around. And sometimes you ARE what's coming around.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily. "You can almost hear that poor little hamster running and running on its wheel. — Jim Butcher Animal Copy Share Image
I wouldn't burden any decent system of faith by participating in it... I'm not agnostic. Just nonpartisan. Theological Switzerland, that's me. — Jim Butcher Agnostic Copy Share Image
He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally… — Jim Butcher Amusement Copy Share Image
“I might not have any magic available to me, but that didn't make me any less of a wizard, one of the… — Jim Butcher Magi Copy Share Image
“That was the damnedest thing about these demonic collaborator types. Even though they didn't work out and practice, they still got to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
There's power in the night. There's terror in the darkness. Despite all our accumulated history, learning, and experience, we remember. We remember… — Jim Butcher Cry Copy Share Image
And I knew that there was some dark corner of me that would enjoy using magic for killing—and then long for more.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Thwart," I said. "To prevent someone from accomplishing something by means of visiting gratuitous violence upon his smarmy person." "I'm pretty sure… — Jim Butcher Accomplishing something Copy Share Image
“Thomas hooked a thumb at Butters. "Check out Dr. Marcus Welby, MD, here." "I'd have gone with Doogie Howser, maybe," I said.… — Jim Butcher Banter Copy Share Image
The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their… — Jim Butcher Bad guy Copy Share Image
“I slammed the water off hard enough to make it clack, got out of the shower, dried, and started getting dressed in… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“And you think you deserve to join the ranks of real Knights of the Sword,” Nicodemus said, his voice smooth and confident.… — Jim Butcher Knights Copy Share Image
“Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?" "And tons and tons of mortal simps like… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Isana laughed. "And you, lady? Are you a woman of conscience or of ambition?" The lady smiled. "That's a question rarely asked… — Jim Butcher Ambition Copy Share Image
It turns out that Molly wasn't her mother's daughter in that respect. Charity was like the MacGuyver of the kitchen. She could… — Jim Butcher Boiled eggs Copy Share Image
Souls, I said. I mean, you always wonder if they're real. Even if you believe in them, you still have to wonder:… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Like I said, magic comes from life, and especially from emotions. They're a source of the same intangible energy that everyone can… — Jim Butcher Better person Copy Share Image
“Maybe this is what it feels like for civilians when they see cops doing some of the dirty work. A lot of… — Jim Butcher Civilians Copy Share Image
