Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

“out vile jelly! where is thy lustre now”

— William Shakespeare

“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?" "Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, I said solemnly, and frosting of white.”

— Jim Butcher

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

— Gene Simmons

Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers:…

— John Green

Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone…

— Richard Simmons

Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts?

— Margaret Laurence

Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone…

— Richard Simmons

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then,…

— Janet Evanovich

Four out of the five discs in my lumbar spine are ruptured, herniated fully. Think of a jelly doughnut being squashed, and it hits…

— Nadya Suleman

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula…

— Janet Evanovich

You're a cop. I need a doughnut.

— Jim Butcher

That must be Jelly cuz Jam dont shake like that!

— Pauly D

I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex…

— Jeffrey Dahmer

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

— Roseanne Barr

By the time they were pulling into the parking lot of the A&P, the mood was fading, the moment gone. Amy could feel it…

— Elizabeth Strout