Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“They say we wizards are subtle. But believe you me, we've got nothing, nothing at all, on women .” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“The very best wizards don’t need much more than chalk, table salt, and a wooden spoon to pull off some remarkable stuff.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
There's more magic in a baby's first giggle than in any firestorm a wizard can conjure up, and don't let anyone tell… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
HARRY DRESDEN—WIZARD Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations. Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates. No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Being a wizard gives you more power than most, but it doesn't change your heart. We're all human. We're all of us… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Black wizards don't just grow up like toadstools, you know. Someone has to teach them complicated things like summoning demons, ritual magic,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue. This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Magic is a kind of energy. It is given shape by human thoughts and emotions, by imagination. Thoughts define that shape—and words… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Am I going to be able to provide a real home for her, man? An education? A real life? What's her college… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I put it down to the paranoia of advancing age. It isn't like I'm all that old or anything, especially for a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When I started, I was pretty sure I was going to be writing some goofy little wizard novels that might make me… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“When a mortal dreams, all kinds of strange things can happen. When a wizard dreams, it can be even weirder. Sometimes, dreams… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Animals do not do what they have done. Animals kill to eat, to defend themselves or their own, and to protect their… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Those who deal in magic learn to see the world in a slightly differnt light than everybody else.you gain a perspective you… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Anyway, my office is small - one room, but on the corner, with a couple of windows. The sign on the door… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A man's magic demonstrates what sort of person he is, what is held most deeply inside of him. There is no truer… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
It is the prerogative of wizards to be grumpy. It is not, however, the prerogative of freelance consultants who are late on… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
How long have you been a Wiccan?' 'A what?' 'A pagan. A witch.' 'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Do you really think you can win?' 'Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbing thing I've tangled with… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake.” “Crazy like a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an infinitely larger… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“I told you," Molly said, never looking toward me. "It's in the past. Leave it there." "You listening to my head, kiddo?" Her mouth… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“Look,” I said. “Me and the island are . . . kind of partners.” “Oh, right,” Thomas said. He looked at Karrin and said, “Harry’s a geosexual.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“I swear , this stupid town. Why does every hideous supernatural thing that happens happen here ? I'm gone for a few months and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
Well. We’ll just have to hope that this wasn’t a loup-garou, I guess.” “If it was a louper, you’d know,” Bob said wisely. “In… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“I'm going to use them to track him down and thwart him." "Thwart?" Sarissa asked. "Thwart." I said. "To prevent someone from accomplishing something… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“But you can't go around changing your definition of right and wrong (or smart and stupid) just because doing the wrong thing happens to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“Not everyone can be equally right, Harry.” “But believe you me, everyone can be equally wrong,” I said.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“He fell into step beside me and we both got into the Blue Beetle — he got in the red door. I got in… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you are, Harry. You're going to find… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“Mort looked at the cat and sighed. “Oh, sure. Professional ectomancer with a national reputation as a medium tells you what’s going on, and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
