“See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.” — Jim Butcher Grudge Copy Share Image
Okay," Kincaid said. "Anyone have any questions?" "Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The mad rarely know that they are mad. It's the rest of the world, I think, that seems insane to them. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I kicked the door open, staff held ready to fight, and shouted, "And I'm all outta bubble gum!” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“A stuffed animal, man!” I roared at him. “Don’t mess with a wizard when he’s wizarding!” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Kid. You just made the last mistake of your life.' 'God,' I said. 'I wish .” — Jim Butcher Failure Copy Share Image
Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white. — Jim Butcher Food Copy Share Image
“And suddenly a shaft of blinding silver-white light three feet long sprang from the broken hilt of Fidelacchius and shone in the… — Jim Butcher Golden light Copy Share Image
An inferior sense of smell," Marcus said, as if absolutely nothing of significance had happened, "is distinct from being told that one… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I can't believe I'm about to say this," I said. "So think real careful about where this is coming from. Have you… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Passion has overthrown tyrants and freed prisoners and slaves. Passion has brought justice where there was savagery. Passion has created freedom where… — Jim Butcher Ashes Copy Share Image
“Booya!" I shouted in pure triumph, the adrenaline turning my manly baritone into a rather terrified-sounding shriek. "What have you got for… — Jim Butcher Death Copy Share Image
“About thirty feet from the door, Molly abruptly stopped in her tracks and said, "Harry." I paused and looked back at her.… — Jim Butcher Dresden files Copy Share Image
“My name is Harry Dresden," I said. Fitz stumbled. "Holy shit," he said. "Like... that Harry Dresden? The professional wizard?" "The one… — Jim Butcher Dresden files Copy Share Image
“There was a roar from the shadow-tiger mask around the Harley, and Murphy swept up alongside the boat. I leapt down onto… — Jim Butcher Dresden files Copy Share Image
I heard someone walk out of the alley behind me, and my body went tense and tight, despite my weariness. Then a… — Jim Butcher Accents Copy Share Image
I don't have anything against God. Far from it. But I don't understand Him. And I don't trust a lot of the… — Jim Butcher Bad idea Copy Share Image
“I've got blisters and muscle cramps in places not meant for the touch of anything but a beautiful woman," Max spat back… — Jim Butcher Beautiful woman Copy Share Image
Loneliness is a hard thing to handle. I feel it, sometimes. When I do, I want it to end. Sometimes, when you're… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Everyone is down on pain, because they forget one important thing about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't… — Jim Butcher Art of life Copy Share Image
“Shiro died. There was nothing pretty about it. There was no dignity to it. He'd been brutalized and savagely murdered - and… — Jim Butcher Death Copy Share Image
The characters within a book were, from a certain point of view, identical on some fundamental level ‒ there weren't any images… — Jim Butcher Book Copy Share Image
My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up… — Jim Butcher Bad idea Copy Share Image
Children are a precious gift, but they belong to no one but themselves. They are only lent us a little while. — Jim Butcher Child Copy Share Image
“If you weren't getting pretty close to crazy right now, would you be talking to yourself right now?” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When a young writer comes up to me with an ambitious idea for a 20-book series, I usually tell him to maybe… — Jim Butcher Ambitious Copy Share Image
See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else. — Jim Butcher Catholic Copy Share Image
As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms." "Eh?" "Kept in the dark and fed… — Jim Butcher Bullshit Copy Share Image
“Murphy appeared again as soon as I hung up the phone. ‘Tell me you didn’t just make a date, Dresden.’ ‘You’re just… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I will make Maggie safe. If the world burns because of that then so be it. Me and the kid will roast… — Jim Butcher Kids Copy Share Image
Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with style. — Jim Butcher Comedy Copy Share Image
“I would have to call a cab. It wasn't the most heroic way to ride to the rescue, but walkers can't be… — Jim Butcher Heroic Copy Share Image
“He did run some, but I stopped him, my lord. Like, just now. In front of you. Right over there.” — Jim Butcher Lord Copy Share Image
“You're with me today. I need someone to watch my back. Maybe to help me eat a hot dog later.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“She gave me a hard look. "No one likes a wiseass, Harry." "Are you kidding? As long as the wiseass is talking… — Jim Butcher Humor Copy Share Image
“I'd hate to find out that the universe really wasn't conspiring against me. It would jerk the rug out from under my… — Jim Butcher Persecution Copy Share Image
