I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it. — Jen Kirkman Blind Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out. — Jen Kirkman Computer Copy Share Image
Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure. — Jen Kirkman Children Copy Share Image
Have you ever seen the stereotype of the angry yoga teacher? There are some people that are at an 11 and yoga… — Jen Kirkman Angry Copy Share Image
I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying." So any chance I get to… — Jen Kirkman Chance Copy Share Image
I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about… — Jen Kirkman Mother Copy Share Image
There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't. — Jen Kirkman Revolutionary Copy Share Image
I don't run around feeling infused with positivity, but I'll have to be taking my last breath before I'll admit I'm dying.… — Jen Kirkman Breaths Copy Share Image
My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach… — Jen Kirkman Anatomy Copy Share Image
I want to travel the world and enjoy things, so if you gave me $50 million and said, 'You can never perform… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Not that that's my goal, but when you're very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions in what… — Jen Kirkman Decision Copy Share Image
I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
They asked us to draw pictures of what we thought men and women look like naked and so I was like, "Get… — Jen Kirkman Artist Copy Share Image
What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I wonder if that's the difference between fathers and mothers. I'm friends with people who have kids that are like 5 and… — Jen Kirkman Bonding Copy Share Image
I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my… — Jen Kirkman Business Copy Share Image
It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine. — Jen Kirkman Book Copy Share Image
I'm not anxious, I'm high-strung. I just decided that's the difference for me. — Jen Kirkman Anxiety Copy Share Image
Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, "I'm doing this!" can only cause pain, to get very deep. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.' — Jen Kirkman Beautiful Copy Share Image
If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do. — Jen Kirkman Comedy Copy Share Image
I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life. — Jen Kirkman Being honest Copy Share Image
I don't like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I know everyone says they go to yoga, but I actually really go. I notice that helps me so much. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think people with anxiety do different things during different years. — Jen Kirkman Anxiety Copy Share Image
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