I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I just try to live a moderate life of always checking and trying to be the best person I can be and… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I am never home, and it's hard to keep up with things that are good for you to have in life like… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Parents talk a lot about how much strength and dedication it takes to raise a child. I think it also takes a… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things I might be good at, such as competitive figure skating, window washing from ten stories up,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm really ambitious about is being a really good comic and doing it for the rest of my life and getting really… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“The bottom line is that the choices we make often make sense to us but can confuse others. Somebody is always going… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I love being on the road, but to make a living as a road comic, you have to be on it most… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I'm not like Woody Allen like, "Oh my god what's going to happen? Ooh Ooh Oohhh." I'm just high-strung. So I do need to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
“I do not like being called “young” by someone who is only a couple of years older than I am, because what that really… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
