I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm still hibernating so I get really frustrated with other people's goals and just stop. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think I say things nicely and my whole goal is to be understood and that includes by people who don't understand… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Have you ever seen the stereotype of the angry yoga teacher? There are some people that are at an 11 and yoga… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying." So any chance I get to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked on that.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I made a career goals list for 2017 and it's so funny. I have low self-esteem or something, so I put both… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think people with anxiety do different things during different years. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I wonder if that's the difference between fathers and mothers. I'm friends with people who have kids that are like 5 and… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think people with anxiety do different things during different years, and for me, I waded through my anxiety during the last… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
We've seen a kind of Donald Trump supporter on steroids, like the hate-crime people. Those people, I don't want to see, like… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like if two parents were given $100, and a child-free person was given $100, everyone would assume that the… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I want to re-visit everything. We're people and we're so different. I think it would just be nice if it wasn't just… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I realized that even I have weird intimacy issues with humans - like, I need my friendships to get deeper, I need… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I'm not like Woody Allen like, "Oh my god what's going to happen? Ooh Ooh Oohhh." I'm just high-strung. So I do need to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
“I do not like being called “young” by someone who is only a couple of years older than I am, because what that really… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share
![“I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even know anymore [ trolls].” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/03c/jen-kirkman-2547_filters_i-put-my-filter-on-though-and-i-only-see_931974.jpg)
![“[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying." So any chance I get to have people listen that should hear me is good.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/4cd/jen-kirkman-2547_chance_people-might-turn-into-donald-trump-supp_2963844.jpg)
