That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes… — David Wong Ability Copy Share Image
Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that— — David Wong Brain Copy Share Image
You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes? — David Wong Around the world Copy Share Image
“Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot?” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John looked at him and yelled, “What are you waiting for? Shoot him in the mouth!” The word “mouth” could not be… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“You are now aware that your lower jaw has weight, and that it requires effort for you to hold it up. Good… — David Wong Copy Share Image
The situation has a real Lovecraft feel to it. Though, you know, if you come over it'll be more of an Anne… — David Wong Copy Share Image
You see, Frank found out the hard way that the dark things lurking in the night don’t haunt old houses or abandoned… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“One more victim sucked in by John. You get into the room with him and you just fall into a warm pool… — David Wong Copy Share Image
It is not simply the individual who benefits from and is protected by rights, but the society as a whole. Protected freedoms… — David Wong Abuse Copy Share Image
“It’s the microscopic parasite that causes malaria. Nearly half of all human deaths in recorded history have been caused by this invisible… — David Wong Death Copy Share Image
“If you’ve actually seen a ghost—and I assure you that you probably have, within the last month—it would have just looked like… — David Wong Ghost Copy Share Image
“I keep the gun in a hollowed out copy of the Koran. And there the big book was, tossed on the bed,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It’s like in the moment Tasker asked to speak to us, we simultaneously split into three separate timelines. If you understand how… — David Wong Time Copy Share Image
“I said before that my skin was “on fire” with the pain but being confronted so soon after that sentiment with the… — David Wong Fire Copy Share Image
“Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where… — David Wong Absurd Copy Share Image
“There is Normal Society and then there is the Abnormal Freaks Who Deserve Our Public Pity and Private Ridicule Society. The first… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“The problem, David, is your cynicism only runs one direction. If somebody comes on TV and says everything is great and wonderful,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
No. He says when you're dealing with any kids of supernatural beings, Gods and Devils and angels, you tend to think about… — David Wong Angel Copy Share Image
“Most people don't realize it until they're facedown on the pavement somewhere, gasping for their last breath. Only then do they realize… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Our little tribal circles, bound by social contracts and selfish mutual need. Everyone working in their own greedy self-interests and huddling together… — David Wong Horror Copy Share Image
“Miss," John interrupted. "We have reason to believe your dog was possessed by some kind of Hell demon. Has Molly ever spoken… — David Wong Copy Share Image
I do fear that global capitalism is making us more like each other in regrettable ways, e.g., more people are increasingly captivated… — David Wong Aggression Copy Share Image
“From day one it was like society was this violent, complicated dance and everybody had taken lessons but me. Knocked to the… — David Wong Conspiracy theories Copy Share Image
“The thing about not having parents is you don’t have anyone to tell you you’re heading down a path paved with grossly… — David Wong Child Copy Share Image
“Just go. When you're on your deathbed you're gonna wish you could get back all the time you spent waiting on other… — David Wong Death Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“if your dog was dabbling in the occult while you had her it’s best you tell us now. We’re experts.” — David Wong Animal Copy Share Image
“I noticed John had brought along a thermos of his coffee, this “favor” already qualifying as an all-nighter. I admit, the horrific… — David Wong Coffee Copy Share Image
John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the… — David Wong Blue Copy Share Image
“Tip: if you ever feel a puke coming on, do not, do not put your hand over your mouth to try to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“The truth was, I didn't feel sorry for Billy. He teased a dog and got his fingers bitten off. Fuck him. Fuck… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“What's up. This is Dave, the one you saw in your hallway. He's not a psychotic killer or anything," he lied” — David Wong Hallway Copy Share Image
“A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“He tried to imagine Dave walking around the streets of Tokyo. It was like picturing RoboCop in Middle Earth—” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“She said, “Why do you, like, hate yourself?” “If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much.… — David Wong Double standard Copy Share Image
“You think the jellyfish ate her?" "Bones and all?" "We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“…all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.” — David Wong Dream Copy Share Image
“I turned, ran, fired the shotgun into the air and shouted, “Bomb! There’s a bomb in the fountain! Everybody run for your… — David Wong Panic Copy Share Image
“Arnie sighed and for a quick moment looked genuinely sympathetic that someone could dream up something this elaborately sad.” — David Wong Time Copy Share Image
