“There was no head. What the— “LOOK! SHIT!” Franky’s head was making a run for” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Snap. Ka-chunk. That’s how I spell the sound of a doorknob turning.” — David Wong Chunk Copy Share Image
“Yep. Thanks for calling us, Drake. You’re the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Did you doze off there?” He shook my hand. “Uh, no. I was just tryin’ to rub somethin’ off the back of… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?” — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
“They passed a law that said I couldn’t put my hands in my pockets. Do you know why? Because they would become… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Of course, it is likely enough, my friends, that we are going to our doom: the last march of the Ents. But… — David Wong Sooner or later Copy Share Image
“light-headed, my body trembling from shoes to shoulders in random spells, like I swallowed a vibrator. It’s always like this when I’m… — David Wong Copy Share Image
They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“And you know what happens when a ship gets too many rats on board? It sinks. That's what. I wondered if a… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Do they know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think its their own choice?” — David Wong Copy Share Image
What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if we're being right about our own doom. If we believe… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I’m not crazy,” I said, crazily, to my court-appointed therapist. He seemed bored with our session. That actually made me want to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I had a familiar, nervous sensation, one that goes all the way back to elementary school. It's the simultaneous realization that I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Contrary to what TV and movies have told you, it’s nearly impossible to have a hallucination that you can both see and… — David Wong Execution Copy Share Image
To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Oh, hey, he’d figured out how to work the stupid ramp mechanism. It’d have been nice to have done that before he… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“They call it kintsugi. The pot is shattered, then carefully reassembled with a resin mixed with gold. It symbolizes how we must… — David Wong Healing Copy Share Image
The things we call cultures are dynamic, internally diverse, and their interpretation is internally contested among its members. Cultures are like ongoing… — David Wong Culture Copy Share Image
“The human eye has to be one of the cruelest tricks nature ever pulled. We can see a tiny, cone-shaped area of… — David Wong Carbon dioxide Copy Share Image
“We got back to my house to find it ransacked. It was difficult to tell because I’m not the world’s greatest housekeeper… — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
In fact, our need to feel like big shots keeps us wedded to inadequate perspectives on the world, keeps us from exploring… — David Wong Copy Share Image
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John… — David Wong Accents Copy Share Image
The good of the family cannot be achieved without consideration of an individual's important interests. If those interests are urgent and weighty,… — David Wong Compromise Copy Share Image
My own sense as an American is that we have begun to experience the disadvantages of framing virtually all moral issues in… — David Wong American history Copy Share Image
Zhuangzi is especially insightful about the human pretension to know. The Zhuangzi tells a story about a frog who lives in caved-in… — David Wong Insightful Copy Share Image
“Okay. When he comes, you can see him?" "Yes. I can hear him, too. And he, uh..." She brushed the bandage on… — David Wong Ghosts Copy Share Image
“You want sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.” — David Wong Sympathy Copy Share Image
If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape” — David Wong Copy Share Image
Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing… — David Wong Alive Copy Share Image
“CHAPTER 11 By the way . . . Looking back, if I had gone in and seen what was in the toolshed, I would… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“The channel got switched to Fox News and a panel of experts was desperately trying to fill airtime by finding ways to… — David Wong Fox news Copy Share Image
