Bill Cosby

You can not make everybody happy..

— Bill Cosby

Every romance does not lead to sex.

— Bill Cosby

Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.

— Bill Cosby

You can't be everything to everyone

— Bill Cosby

The heart of marriage is memories.

— Bill Cosby

All Children Have Brain Damage!

— Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.

— Bill Cosby

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

— Bill Cosby

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

— Bill Cosby

“The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.”

— Bill Cosby

Not many jobs are available for single women who just want to have babies.

— Bill Cosby

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

— Bill Cosby

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”

— Bill Cosby

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.

— Bill Cosby

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

— Bill Cosby

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people…

— Bill Cosby

People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the…

— Bill Cosby

Most of us learn to read by looking at each word in a sentence - one at a time.

— Bill Cosby

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

— Bill Cosby

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an…

— Bill Cosby

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a…

— Bill Cosby

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.

— Bill Cosby

According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself.

— Bill Cosby

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being…

— Bill Cosby

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no…

— Bill Cosby

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a…

— Bill Cosby

In September of 1960, I was blessed - and I'm not saying blessed in the everyday religious way - when Temple University…

— Bill Cosby

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them…

— Bill Cosby

My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn't like the fact that I'd left school. And he said, "It…

— Bill Cosby

My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on…

— Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful…

— Bill Cosby

It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I… Like all other children, my five…

— Bill Cosby

Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother…

— Bill Cosby

There are stories in the Bible about people telling other people how to do things. When you hear this young man say…

— Bill Cosby

I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team…

— Bill Cosby

We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might…

— Bill Cosby

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having…

— Bill Cosby

I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms—it had nothing to do with the color of them—I just didn't…

— Bill Cosby

I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand…

— Bill Cosby

The absolute truth is that there is no power in celebrity.

— Bill Cosby